Award-winning comedian Justin Moorhouse is delighted to announce the UK tour of his brand-new show Stretch and Think.
Justin is back: still funny, yet middle aged. A brand new show that may contain: Yoga, getting older, Madonna, shoplifters, Labradoodles, middle-aged cyclists, The Menopause, running, hating football fans but loving football, not drinking, funerals, is Tapas a rip off?, Captain Tom, Droylsden, the environment, self-improvement, ruining a sexual position, electric car charging spots used by doggers, nursery graduation, horses, Stig look-a-likes, home cooked food in places that aren’t your own home, the odd advantages of fundamental religions, the gym, shop door etiquette.
And he’s got a new suit.
Come, it’ll be fun.
Justin has performed around the world and his TV and film credits include tiger-faced Young Kenny In Phoenix Nights, Ken Loach’s Looking for Eric, Live At The Apollo, Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow ,8 out of 10 Cats and Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled.
He’s also a regular contributor to BBC’s The Premier League show.
He has won Celebrity Mastermind majestically, won fortunes for charity on Celebrity Storage Hunters and lost even more magnificently on Celebrity Eggheads and Pointless Celebrities (twice)
On radio he has written and starred in two series of his own Radio 4 sitcom Everyone Quite Likes Justin and often appears on Radio 4’s The News Quiz. He’s a regular on 5 Live’s Fighting Talk. He is also a frequent guest on Shaun Keaveny’s Breakfast Show and Radcliffe and Maconie in The Afternoon (both 6 Music) and often pops up on TalkSport.
Justin’s critically acclaimed podcast, About 30 Minutes, No More Than 45 has had over a million downloads and recently celebrated its 100th episode.
Justin Moorhouse Tour Dates
Venue: Coliseum Theatre OLDHAM
Dates Friday 9th September
Time: 8.00pm
Box Office: 0161 624 2829
Online: coliseum.org.uk
Venue: The Ropewalk BARTON-ON-HUMBER
Dates Friday 16th September
Time: 8.00pm
Box Office: 01652 660 380
Online: the-ropewalk.co.uk
Venue: Trinity Theatre TUNBRIDGE WELLS
Dates: Saturday 1st October
Time: 8.00pm
Box Office: 01892 678 678
Online: trinitytheatre.net
Venue: The Wardrobe LEEDS
Dates Saturday 8th October
Time: 7.00pm
Box Office: 0113 383 8800
Online: thewardrobe.co.uk
Venue: Komedia BRIGHTON
Dates: Wednesday 12th October
Time: 8.00pm
Box Office: 0845 293 8480
Online: komedia.co.uk
Venue: Cornerstone Arts Centre DIDCOT
Dates Thursday 13th October
Time: 7.30pm
Box Office: 01235 515 144
Online: cornerstone-arts.org
Venue: Pies, Peas, Performance RETFORD
Dates Saturday 15th October
Time: 7.30pm
Box Office: n/a
Online: facebook.com/paulcoodsonpoet
Venue: Arts Centre KETTERING
Dates: Friday 28th October
Time: 8.00pm
Box Office: 01536 513 858
Online: ketteringartscentre.com
Venue: Norden Farm, MAIDENHEAD
Dates: Thursday 10th November
Time: 8.00pm
Box Office: 01628 788 997
Online: norden.farm
Venue: Epstein Theatre LIVERPOOL
Dates Wednesday 16th November
Time: 7.30pm
Box Office: 0844 888 9991
Online: epsteintheatre.co.uk
Venue: The Witham BARNARD CASTLE
Dates Friday 18th November
Time: 7.30pm
Box Office: 01833 631 107
Online: thewitham.org.uk
Venue: Manhattan Club HARROGATE
Dates Saturday 19th November
Time: 8.00pm
Box Office: 01423 871 267
Online: themanhattanclub.co.uk
Venue: Chorley Theatre CHORLEY
Dates: Thursday 24th & Friday 25th November
Time: 8.00pm
Box Office: 01257 264 362
Online: chorleytheatre.com
Venue: Pavilion Arts Centre BUXTON
Dates Saturday 26th November
Time: 7.30pm
Box Office: 01298 721 90
Online: buxtonoperahouse.org.uk
Venue: The Forum NORTHALLERTON
Dates: Friday 2nd December
Time: 8.00pm
Box Office: 01609 776 230
Online: forumnorthallerton.org.uk
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse ALNWICK
Dates Saturday 3rd December
Time: 8.00pm
Box Office: 01665 510 785
Online: alnwickplayhouse.co.uk
Venue: The Studio BRADFORD
Dates Saturday 10th December
Time: 8.00pm
Box Office: 01274 432 000
Online: bradford-theatres.co.uk
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Venue: Selby Town Hall SELBY
Dates Friday 20th January
Time: 8.00pm
Box Office: 01757 708 449
Online: selbytownhall.co.uk
Venue: The Royal SADDLEWORTH
Dates Sunday 28th January
Time: tbc
Box Office: 01457 837851
Online: royalgeorgesaddleworth.co.uk
Venue: The Civic BARNSLEY
Dates: Saturday 4th February
Time: 7.30pm
Box Office: 01226 327 000
Online: barnsleycivic.co.uk
Venue: The Lyric (The Lowry) SALFORD
Dates Sunday 5th February
Times: 7.30pm
Box Office: 0343 208 6000
Online: thelowry.com
Venue: Fire Station SUNDERLAND
Dates Saturday 18th February
Time: tbc
Box Office: 0191 570 0007
Online: sunderlandculture.org.uk
Venue: Gatehouse Theatre STAFFORD
Dates Saturday 18th March
Time: 7.45pm
Box Office: 01785 254 653
Online: staffordgatehousetheatre.co.uk
Venue: Blackheath Halls LONDON
Dates Sunday 19th March
Time: 8.00pm
Box Office: 020 8463 0100
Online: blackheathhalls.com
Venue: The Met BURY
Dates Friday 24th March
Time: 8.00pm
Box Office: 0161 761 2216
Online: themet.org.uk
Venue: The Old Woollen FARSLEY
Dates Saturday 25th March
Time: 8.00pm
Box Office: 0743 488 1359
Online: oldwoollen.co.uk
Venue: The Crescent Community Venue YORK
Dates Sunday 26th March
Time: 7.30pm
Box Office: 01904 622 510
Online: thecrescentyork.com
Venue: Firebug LEICESTER
Dates Sunday 2nd April
Time: 7.30pm
Box Office: 0116 255 1228
Online: firebugbar.net
Venue: Lawrence Batley Theatre HUDDERSFIELD
Dates Saturday 27th May
Time: 8.00pm
Box Office: 01484 430 528
Online: thelbt.org