This is not a drill. Bob Mortimer is one of the guests on Would I Lie To You? this week, alongside Munya Chawawa, Alice Roberts and Snoochie Shy.
Never mind the fishing with Paul Whitehouse. Mortimer is a veritable Wilty legend. Who can ever forget his story about aiding Grand Prix driver Damon Hill with a scotch egg/pocket meat in the run-up to a vital race. Or his previous riffs about DIY dentistry, breaking an apple in half and cracking a raw egg into his bath, a tip given to him by fellow Middlesbrough fan Chris Rea.
Basically, Bob's outtakes are probably funnier than most people's finely honed shaggy dog stories. This national treasure in waiting can make the simplest of activities sound absolutely hilarious.
Plus, of course, you can expect lots of back-and-forth banter from regulars Rob Brydon, David Mitchell and Lee Mack.
Oh, did we mention that Bob Mortimer on it. That's right, Bob Mortimer. We can't say it enough.
Would I Lie To You? Friday, February 10, 8pm, BBC One.
