Comedian Nick Helm is back with his brand-new show, ‘No One Gets Out Alive’, which he will tour for 34 dates across the UK and Ireland this autumn, from Friday 12th September – Saturday 29th November 2025, including a closing show at London’s Leicester Square Theatre (29th Nov).
Tickets go on general sale on Friday 11th April at 10am here.
On his last tour Nick Helm promised you a Super Fun Good Time Show and, except for one man in Hull, no one could say he did anything other than more than deliver. This time, the International Treasure-in-Waiting is going to give you the best damn night of your miserable lives whether you want it or not.
The press announcement says: "Nick Helm is the greatest living all-round entertainer of his or any generation, living or dead, and he’s coming to a town near you. What are you going to tell your grandkids? That you were busy that night? Well get ready for your grandkids to stare at you with a complete lack of comprehension. You’ll be considered, locally, an idiot. From now on, every time you catch your own reflection in a car window or the back of an old DVD, you’ll think yourself a wally."
Since starting stand-up comedy in 2007, Nick has twice been nominated for Best Show at the Edinburgh Comedy Awards (2011 & 2013), and has won numerous accolades including Dave’s Funniest Joke of The Fringe (2011), Best Breakthrough Artist at the British Comedy Awards (2014), The Times Breakthrough Award at The South Bank Sky Arts Awards (2014), and Best Music and Variety Artist at the Chortle Awards (2015).
He has released two successful albums, and was also nominated for a BAFTA for short film Elephant, which he co-wrote, directed and starred in. As also seen on Uncle, Loaded, Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment, Live at the Apollo, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown and many more.
NICK HELM – NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE: UK TOUR
SEPTEMBER 2025
Friday 12th September 2025
0343 310 0040
Saturday 13th September 2025
0122 351 1511
Sunday 14th September 2025
0122 776 9075
Thursday 18th September 2025
0333 666 3366
Friday 19th September 2025
0124 970 1628
Wednesday 24th September 2025
0208 369 5454
Friday 26th September 2025
0118 937 3456
Saturday 27th September 2025
0139 272 6363
Sunday 28th September 2025
0117 902 0344
OCTOBER 2025
Saturday 4th October 2025
N/A
Thursday 9th October 2025
0161 876 2000
Friday 10th October 2025
0183 363 1107
Saturday 11th October 2025
0164 252 5199
Sunday 12th October 2025
0142 350 2116
Thursday 16th October 2025
0871 472 0400
Friday 17th October 2025
Hull, Hull Truck Theatre (On Sale Tuesday 15th April, 12pm)
0148 232 3638
Thursday 23rd October 2025
0115 947 6096
Saturday 25th October 2025
Brighton, Corn Exchange (9pm)
0127 370 9709
Wednesday 29th October 2025
0238 065 8373
NOVEMBER 2025
Tuesday 4th November 2025
0131 558 727
Wednesday 5th November 2025
0131 558 727
Thursday 6th November 2025
N/A
Sunday 9th November 2025
N/A
Wednesday 12th November 2025
+ 353 (1) 678 7188
Thursday 13th November 2025
0289 032 7007
Saturday 15th November 2025
0178 525 4653
Sunday 16th November 2025
0871 472 0400
Wednesday 19th November 2025
0114 272 7040
Thursday 20th November 2025
01759 301 547
Friday 21st November 2025
Leamington Spa, Royal Spa Centre
01926 334 418
Sunday 23rd November 2025
01727 844 488
Wednesday 26th November 2025
0871 472 0400
Thursday 27th November 2025
0179 260 2060
Saturday 29th November 2025
London, Leicester Square Theatre (9.30pm)
0207 734 2222
Picture by Ed Moore
