What do your parents think of your job?
To be honest I don't they give a shit what my job is, as long as i'm happy, I know that sounds a bit cliche but it's true.
What’s the worst thing about being a comedian?
Loneliness and the length of time the whole thing takes.
I think you are very good at what you do (that’s why I’m asking these questions). What do you think of you?
Too quote a brilliant play I saw recently, People, Places, Things by Headlong Theatre. "I am a toxic combination of low self-esteem and grandiosity." But I think that's what all acts are really.
How much do you earn and how much would you like to earn?
Not enough.
More.
How important is luck in terms of career success – have you had lucky breaks?
(career wise) No not really, I've come very close to being lucky on numerous occasions but usually I'm not.
Alan Davies has said that comedians fall into two categories - golfers and self-harmers. The former just get on with life, the latter are tortured artists. Which are you – or do you think you fit into a third category?
I worry and panic but i'm definately a Golfer.
Who is your favourite person ever and why – not including family or friends or other comedians?
Mae West: she was an actress, singer, playwright, screenwriter, and sex symbol whose entertainment career spanned seven decades and she said these words "You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." prettty cool, ay? and also Nick Knowles, i adore him.
Do you keep your drawers tidy and if not why not?
No mate, no time to tidy, i'm self employed and living in London for god sake.