Lloyd Griffith's One Tonne Of Fun tour starts at the Newcastle Stand on Sunday, January 22, 2023. For tickets visit here: https://lloydgriffith.com/
What sort of things do you talk about in One Tonne of Fun?
'Something that happened as a result of lockdown is my obsession with candles. Which is not what you'd expect from a northern working class lad. I'm probably not the candle industry's target market. But this is the first year I'm doing a show where there's no real theme. I just want it to be funny. I'm harking back to where I used to watch Lee Evans and Lee Mack. They were just funny. I want people to leave their worries and woes at the door. There's always singing in my show but a lot of people don't know that I sing so they come along and they're just absolutely baffled at this little fella belting out an opera oratorio. There's a joke about hotel biscuits, a little quiz about rap and religion. And impressions, though not like Rory Bremner. I used to do the sound of sellotape being ripped, that sort of thing.'
It's a very distinctive tour poster, with your face poking out of a mountain of chips. It reminds me of the poster for the film American Beauty but with fried potatoes instead of rose petals.
'I'm from Grimsby-slash-Cleethorpes, an area famous for fish and chips. I wanted something to grab people's attention. The photographer Matt Crockett and me basically went and got, I think, five bags of chips, and let them cool off so they didn't scold my face. But yeah, it was real. I had to lay on the floor with a board all around me covered in chips. The seagulls of Acton where we shot it got fed well that day. We could have done it with Photoshop, but I like to think of myself as a bit of an old school entertainer.'
Tell me about the tour title, One Tonne of Fun?
'The primary reason for the title I'm a big lad and I want to make people laugh. I've been wanting to use that title for years and I've finally managed to win my agent round. There's actually two reasons. My mum and aunties were really big girls. They were nicknamed The Weather Girls [the pop duo who sang It's Raining Men]. And The Weather Girls' original name was actually Two Tonnes Of Fun.
And then one year after the Edinburgh Fringe me and Rob Beckett went on a lad's holiday to Menorca. We'd basically go to the Irish bar every day. Drink a pitcher of lager, watch the football. And entertainment in the bar was a lady called A Tonne Of Fun. Ever since then I wanted to be a tonne of fun like her. She was up there just enjoying herself. I just want to be a fat bloke telling jokes.'
You mentioned growing up working class, would you say you were still working class?
Is being a chorister more middle class than being a stand up?
'I left Grimsby to go to Exeter University to read music then moved to London to pursue classical singing. Then I experienced stand up comedy live. The first gig I saw was in Shoreditch around 2008. Lee Hurst was hosting and the acts were Milton Jones, Stefano Paolini and Micky Flanagan. None of them had done any TV at the time and I just lost my mind. I could not believe this existed. So I just became obsessed with comedy.
Tell me about your role in Nolly, starring Helena Bonham Carter?
Do you have a dream acting role?
'There has never been a fat James Bond has there? I guess there are probably certain levels of fitness required, I'd be out of breath every five minutes. I've just done a few more comedy roles in sitcoms, which are coming up but I can't mention yet. But let's not rule out Bond. I'm working hard to try and get something of my own going too.'
'On the Tuesday after the Queen died Grimsby Town said that they'd love me to sing. I wanted to play professional football as a kid but that never happened. I did perform on the pitch though in a capacity that I was good at. I didn't want it to be announced beforehand. I just wanted to do it and the outpouring of love afterwards was amazing. You could hear a pin drop for that minute. Then Brentford asked me to do it at their game with Arsenal and that one was televised. I got the words wrong in rehearsals, but luckily, when it counted, and when the cameras were on, I managed to sing it correctly.’