Dave Enters Eurovision (Unofficially) With Jazz Emu Song

Dave Enters Eurovision (Unofficially) With Jazz Emu Song

Inspired by the excitement of the first Eurovision Song Contest being held in the UK since 1998, Dave has decided they simply can’t miss out on the action. Musical comedy act Jazz Emu follows in Mae Muller’s footsteps to create ‘We Also Wrote A Song’ for Dave’s own unofficial entry into the Eurovision Song Contest. The song features Jazz Emu and Rachel Parris, with Abi ClarkeDarren HarriottHelen Bauer and Josh Jones all joining in with the fun and taking part in the music video.

Dave’s ‘We Also Wrote A Song’ is a celebration of The Eurovision Song Contest and the community that makes it the biggest song competition in the world. 

WE ALSO WROTE A SONG LYRICS:

Eurovision 2023

That’s right

We’re Jumping On The Bandwagon

(We Also Wrote A Song)

 

If Australia can take to the stage at Eurovision

Does that mean anyone’s welcome too?

Cause at Dave we are tired of facing our televisions

We wanna be a part of the Euro Crew

 

So we’ve signed the mandates, we’ve hired the spandex

Spectacular pyro is poised

Our key changes are primed, and our air grabs are vibing

So let’s hope we get some points

 

Because we have spent

over 95 percent

Of Dave’s annual budget

On legally becoming a nation!

 

So we can enter Eurovision.

We’ve spent, er, several million

On legal fees, and smoke machines

And pantsuits made of mirrors

 

We wanna winning entry

So we’re putting in plenty

Of pan-European hooks

Which are non-English speaking friendly like

Zayayada, zayayada, oh

 

We wanna winning entry

So we’re putting in every

Single musical genre that’s won

Eurovision previously like:

Zayayada, zayayada, zayayada, wind machine

 

We’ve seen other countries use traditional national music

To show their rich cultural heritage

So we took all the profits from our other shows and used it

To invent Dave’s national instrument

We don’t know which country’s going to give us the points when we climb up on that stage

So we’re hedging our bets by including a phrase in every single EU language

Nous sommes désespérés (we are  desperate! french)

Ja me tahame seda võita! (and we want to win it! - estonian)

lo haremos (spanish) parzialmente in fiamme (with our costumes partially on fire!)

The music suddenly cuts.

END

Watch the video below


 

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