Following the sell-out success of Andy Parsons' 2023/2024 tour and another run at this year’s Edinburgh Fringe from July 30 - August 10, he’ll take his brand, new show Please #@!$ Off To Mars on a UK tour this Autumn.
Life is hard - come and have a laugh about it!
Andy brings his usual ‘terrific satirical stand-up’ Independent and tackles the world in 2025. Please can Elon Musk #@!$ off to Mars – and set up his own SpaceX community with R2D2 C3PO and all his other children. And please can he take Jeff Bezos, Donald Trump, Rachel Reeves and Nigel Farage with him.
Andy started his career writing non-commissioned for Radio 4's Weekending and went on to become one of the main writers of the original Spitting Image on ITV. Having had his own Radio 2 series for 6 years, he became a regular panellist on Mock The Week and has made numerous TV appearances on the likes of Live At The Apollo, Saturday Live and The Comedy Store.
Time Out Comedy Award Winner / New Zealand International Comedy Award Winner / Montreal Just For Laughs Comedy Festival Award Winner / Winner Silver Dolphin Cannes Winner Best Film EVCOM
Andy has done five comedy specials: Bafflingly Optimistic, Britain's Got Idiots, Gruntled, Slacktivist, Live & Unleashed [but Naturally Cautious]. He has toured the UK many times to sellout audiences up and down the UK.
As seen on Netflix, Amazon Prime, BBC iPlayer, Live At The Apollo, Mock The Week and his 2025 NextUp standup special. Last Edinburgh show totally sold out.
Buy tickets here.
TOUR SCHEDULE:
Saturday 27 September Maidenhead, Norden Farm
Thursday 2 October Richmond (Yorks), Georgian Theatre Royal
Friday 3 October Newark, Palace Theatre
Saturday 4 October Chelmsford, Theatre
Thursday 9 October Bracknell, South Hill Park
Friday 10 October Birmingham, MAC
Saturday 11 October Buxton, Pavilion Arts Centre
Sunday 12 October Oxford, North Wall Arts Centre
Thursday 16 October Tunbridge Wells, Trinity Theatre
Friday 17 October Norwich, Playhouse
Saturday 18 October Norwich, Playhouse
Thursday 6 November Worcester, Huntingdon Hall
Friday 7 November Chesham, Elgiva Hall
Thursday 13 November Chester, Storyhouse Garret Studio
Friday 14 November Bury St Edmunds, The Apex
Wednesday 19 November Hexham, Queen’s Hall
Thursday 20 November Barnard Castle, The Witham
Friday 21 November Pocklington, Arts Centre
Saturday 22 November Wantage, The Beacon
Wednesday 26 November Canterbury, Gulbenkian
Thursday 27 November Teddington, Landmark Arts Centre
Friday 28 November Brighton (Hove), The Old Market
Saturday 29 November Hedge End, Barry Theatre
Thursday 4 December Swanage, The Mowlem
Friday 5 December Tiverton, TCAT
Saturday 6 December Great Torrington, Plough Arts Centre
Wednesday 10 December Tewkesbury, The Roses
Thursday 11 December Stamford, Corn Exchange
Friday 12 December Bath, Roper Theatre
Thursday 29 January Aldershot, West End Centre
Friday 13 March London, Leicester Square Theatre
Friday 20 March Loughborough, Town Hall
Saturday 21 March Lichfield, Garrick Theatre
Thursday 26 March Shrewsbury, Theatre Severn
Saturday 16 May Bradford, Alhambra Studio
