Following the continuing sell-out success of Andy’s tour Please #@!$ Off To Mars has been extended once again.
Andy brings his usual ‘terrific satirical stand-up’ Independent and tackles the world in 2025. Please can Elon Musk #@!$ off to Mars – and set up his own SpaceX community with R2D2 C3PO and all his other children. And please can he take Jeff Bezos, Donald Trump, Rachel Reeves and Nigel Farage with him.
Andy started his career writing non-commissioned for Radio 4's Weekending and went on to become one of the main writers of the original Spitting Image on ITV. Having had his own Radio 2 series for 6 years, he became a regular panellist on Mock The Week and has made numerous TV appearances on the likes of Live At The Apollo, Saturday Live and The Comedy Store.
Andy has done five comedy specials: Bafflingly Optimistic, Britain's Got Idiots, Gruntled, Slacktivist, Live & Unleashed [but Naturally Cautious]. He has toured the UK many times to sellout audiences up and down the UK.
As seen on Netflix, Amazon Prime, BBC iPlayer, Live At The Apollo, Mock The Week and his 2025 NextUp standup special. Last Edinburgh show totally sold out.“
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TOUR SCHEDULE:
2026:
Thursday 29 January Aldershot, West End Centre
Thursday 5 February Newcastle, The Stand
Friday 13 February Aylesbury, Waterside Theatre
Friday 27 February Monmouth, Savoy
Saturday 28 February Hertford, BEAM
Sunday 7 March Gloucester, Guildhall
Friday 13 March London, Leicester Square Theatre
Friday 20 March Loughborough, Town Hall
Saturday 21 March Lichfield, Garrick Theatre
Thursday 26 March Shrewsbury, Theatre Severn
Wednesday 15 April East Grinstead, Chequer Mead
Friday 24 April Taunton, Brewhouse
Saturday 25 April Lyme Regis, Marine Theatre
Thursday 30 April Burton On Trent, Brewhouse
Friday 1 May Melton Mowbray, Melton Theatre
Thursday 7 May Swansea, Taliesin
Friday 8 May Hereford, Courtyard
Saturday 9 May Basingstoke, The Haymarket
Friday 15 May St Helens, The Citadel Theatre
Saturday 16 May Bradford, Alhambra Studio
Thursday 21 May Altrincham, Garrick
Friday 22 May Pocklington, Arts Centre
Sunday 7 June Wimborne, Tivoli
New dates:
Thursday 17 September Folkestone, Quarterhouse
Friday 18 September Cambridge, Junction
Saturday 19 September Lincoln, New Theatre Royal
Thursday 24 September Milton Keynes, Stables
Friday 25 September Barnstaple, Queen’s Theatre
Saturday 26 September Plymouth, Quad Theatre
Thursday 1 October Melksham, Assembly Hall
Friday 2 October Chipping Norton Theatre
Saturday 3 October Abergavenny, Borough Theatre
Wednesday 7 October Nottingham, Arts Theatre
Thursday 8 October Bishop’s Stortford, South Mill Arts
Saturday 10 October Tenbury Wells, The Regal
Wednesday 14 October Carlisle, Old Fire Station
Thursday 15 October Darwen, Library Theatre
Thursday 5 November Northampton, Royal
Friday 6 November Farnham, Maltings
Saturday 7 November Frome, Merlin
Wednesday 11 November Darlington, Majestic
Thursday 12 November Scarborough, Stephen Joseph Theatre
Saturday 14 November Winchester, Theatre Royal
Thursday 19 November Exeter, Barnfield
Friday 20 November Ivybridge, Watermark
Friday 27 November Settle, Victoria Hall
Saturday 28 November Whitehaven, Rosehill (matinee)
Saturday 28 November Whitehaven, Rosehill (evening)
Friday 4 December Twickenham, Exchange
Saturday 5 December Leicester, Y Theatre
