Every year I go to the brilliant Laugharne Weekend arts festival in Wales and every year I miss David Quantick's quiz. It's traditionally one of the first events on Friday afternoon and almost impossible to get to from London without leaving so early you have to buy a train ticket that would cost more than a small house in Neath. I console myself by remembering that it is always over-subscribed anyway and even if I got there before kick-off I probably wouldn't get in.